Best One Liners About Life

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I should have asked for a jury.” groucho marx “the problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.” unknown And a shot of tequila. i don't have a beer gut. “life really does begin at forty.

However, we use it to create more problems.

11 extremely funny one liner jokes “do transformers get car, or life insurance?” russell howard “i’m on a whiskey diet. Your mother asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Jeff henderson, chef jeff cooks look for opportunities in every change in your life. I have a protective covering for my rock hard.